Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Silly Questions

I like oxymoron type humor.
  • Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
  • Why isn't phonics spelled fonix?
  • Why is it called after dark when it is really after light?
  • How is it that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
  • Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  • If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
  • If something is out of whack, well what is a whack?
  • Why is abbreviated such a long word?
  • Why is it called rush hour when your car can barely move?
  • If olive oil is made of olives, what is baby oil made of?
  • Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite?
  • Is there another word for synonym?
  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  • Why are the called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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