I like oxymoron type humor.
- Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
- Why isn't phonics spelled fonix?
- Why is it called after dark when it is really after light?
- How is it that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
- If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
- If something is out of whack, well what is a whack?
- Why is abbreviated such a long word?
- Why is it called rush hour when your car can barely move?
- If olive oil is made of olives, what is baby oil made of?
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why are the called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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